Texting a winky face by accident instead of a smiley face and everything becomes inappropriate…
“Mom, would you still love me if I was straight?”
“Of course not Tony Steve Kurt Blaine Sherlock Watson Destiel Merthur Hummel Stark, now be a good boy and finish piercing your ear so we can go shopping.”
(via liamdryden)
Crayons with labels showing the chemicals used to make up the colors.
(Source: etsy.com, via sleepyspacer)
friend:sorry, I can't hang out anymore
me:but I showered for you
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
(via riddlesdiary)





